your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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