I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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