Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
love makes seman taste better
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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