Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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