Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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