JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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