Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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