This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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