i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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