not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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