Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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