My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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