I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The power of my boobs compel you
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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