Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My bed smells like the plague
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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