I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
