I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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