How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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