She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It's never too late to be topless.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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