after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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