Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
two words: eviction party
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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