i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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