Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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