I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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