No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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