Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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