hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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