Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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