At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i've created a new STD.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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