Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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