you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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