WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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