On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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