hotel room ftw
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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