I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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