The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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