You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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