I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Dear god my vagina.
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