Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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