census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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