love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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