This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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