Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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