He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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