She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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