i jhust puked up my retainher.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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