: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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