If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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