Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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