Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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