It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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