you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize