i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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