thus making me awesome and them whores
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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