I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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