The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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