I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize