I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen