Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.