Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?