we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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