PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
