these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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